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*Girl Speaking* If you didn't think this was a porn site, and would like to see something cool, allow me to disappoint you with this picture of a dinosaur:
(n) a.the sudden onset of malaise while in the lingerie department, caused by exposure to excessive lycra fumes
b.a desire to rid oneself of an exponentially shrinking foundation garment