Boy-How hungry are you? We're cooking for you tonight-when do you want to eat?
Mom-It's not so much the eating...but I AM planning on doing some drinkin'.
Boy- Well, you can drink any time, so....
Mom-But I want to stay awake until after eight o'clock.
Boy- Huh.
Mom-Maybe I'll nap first.
Boy-You are such an old lady.
At Costco (MY happiest place on earth)--looking at Disney movies (whose $6 rebate expired the day before but whatever, it's Costco and I LOVE it there)
Mom- Well, you could get it if you want to.....you can dance if you want to.
Girl- Yes, and you can leave your friends behind. We've had this discussion before.
Lady near us- (odd look....not quite a glare yet not really humored. Probably trying to decide whether or not to be amused by us....maybe wondering why that sounded familiar...who knows?)
And yes, I'm aware that this particular conversation did not take place in our house. You know what I meant. (eye roll)
*Girl* To be fair, we have had it in our house before as well. Several times.
Mom- It's 9-Oh shit!
Girl- 9 o'shit? I don't think that's a real time, Mom.
Girl- What are you even like drunk? Have I ever seen you drunk?
Mom- I dunno. I got pretty hammered the last time I had this *gestures to wine in front of her*.
Girl- What, you mean like, three days ago?
Mom- I guess...Not really hammered. I don't really get hammered. Just tipsy. Goofy.
Girl- But you're goofy a lot of the time.
Mom- I drink more than you know.
Girl- ...
Mom- That was funny. Add that to the blog.
Girl- Okay. *gets on blog*
Mom- wait...what did we say?
Girl- *facepalm*
Mom- I have Ellie Pooh Paper!
*Ellie Pooh paper is paper made from Sri Lankan elephant poop. It is sterilized and not gross and you should immediately go to their website and buy some. Added bonus--you can write notes to people you don't like and secretly snicker that you are giving them elephant crap WHILE AT THE SAME TIME helping the environment and the people of Sri Lanka!!! AAAAhahahahaha!!!!
Mom-It's not so much the eating...but I AM planning on doing some drinkin'.
Boy- Well, you can drink any time, so....
Mom-But I want to stay awake until after eight o'clock.
Boy- Huh.
Mom-Maybe I'll nap first.
Boy-You are such an old lady.
At Costco (MY happiest place on earth)--looking at Disney movies (whose $6 rebate expired the day before but whatever, it's Costco and I LOVE it there)
Mom- Well, you could get it if you want to.....you can dance if you want to.
Girl- Yes, and you can leave your friends behind. We've had this discussion before.
Lady near us- (odd look....not quite a glare yet not really humored. Probably trying to decide whether or not to be amused by us....maybe wondering why that sounded familiar...who knows?)
And yes, I'm aware that this particular conversation did not take place in our house. You know what I meant. (eye roll)
*Girl* To be fair, we have had it in our house before as well. Several times.
Mom- It's 9-Oh shit!
Girl- 9 o'shit? I don't think that's a real time, Mom.
Girl- What are you even like drunk? Have I ever seen you drunk?
Mom- I dunno. I got pretty hammered the last time I had this *gestures to wine in front of her*.
Girl- What, you mean like, three days ago?
Mom- I guess...Not really hammered. I don't really get hammered. Just tipsy. Goofy.
Girl- But you're goofy a lot of the time.
Mom- I drink more than you know.
Girl- ...
Mom- That was funny. Add that to the blog.
Girl- Okay. *gets on blog*
Mom- wait...what did we say?
Girl- *facepalm*
Mom- I have Ellie Pooh Paper!
*Ellie Pooh paper is paper made from Sri Lankan elephant poop. It is sterilized and not gross and you should immediately go to their website and buy some. Added bonus--you can write notes to people you don't like and secretly snicker that you are giving them elephant crap WHILE AT THE SAME TIME helping the environment and the people of Sri Lanka!!! AAAAhahahahaha!!!!
Website....not so visible on the card.... www.mrelliepooh.com
Get yours today!!!
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