If you are a tattoo artist, why would you advertise your business with a hastily spray-painted plywood sign? Because nothing says "Trust me to inject a foreign substance into your skin in an artistic fashion!" more than a hastily spray-painted plywood sign.
Does this inspire confidence? I think not. And don't get me started on the extraneous apostrophe........
Why do Boy, Girl and Spouse insist on playing unending rounds of Super Smash Bros Brawl (or whatever), when all it does is make them all bitchy?
*Girl side note* Because no matter how it may seem, we do enjoy it. It's like watching sports or doing the Sudoku. You know it's going to piss you off sometimes, but you still like doing it.
*Mom* I hate Sudoku. Especially the Saturday ones. And Friday. And sometimes even Thursday. But I totally pwn the rest of the week.
I watched a sixth grader google Google. I don't know what I want to know about this.
If you're going to spend extra money on vanity plates, why would you choose one that simply tells the world what you're driving? When I'm following a Mustang, I do not need the license plate to inform me that I am indeed following a Mustang. I can actually tell this by the word Mustang prominently displayed on the rear end of the car. (Not to mention the distinctive styling) Only slightly less annoying is the plate that tells you to whom the car belongs. My Kia, for example. Ummm....thanks. I thought maybe you stole that Kia. I appreciate you clearing that up for me. HOWEVER, it is acceptable to use vanity plates in this manner if your vehicle is vintage and you work the year of the car into the plate. I can also live with it if you have a nickname for your car (the common ones like 'stang or pony are okay....why am I struggling with thinking up examples that do not apply to Mustangs? I don't know. Maybe because Mustangs are cool.) My favorite is the silver SUV I see around town... HI O AG. Cute.
Why is vanilla Coke only available in the summer, while citrus Cokes are only available in the winter?
Today's newspaper had an article that foretold large budgets cuts for higher education, primarily from financial aid. Right next to this article was another telling how the state wants to make school districts more accountable by adding EVEN MORE standardized tests AND by tracking how many students graduate from college in a certain number of years. So, to sum up....state has less money....give less to colleges.....make schools spend more on tests....less instructional time....state spends more on tracking kids.....who can't afford college.....blame schools! I want to know if these departments even know the other exists!?!
Why is my dog so dumb?
A lot of people I know amuse themselves by discussing whether it is possible to whelmed as opposed to over or underwhelmed. We want to know if it's possible to be......
Vincible!
Corrigible!
Luctant! (the first time you resist? After that you're reluctant.)
Hearsing! (after that you are rehearsing. Thanks, Bugs Bunny.)
Calcitrant!
sigh...these are getting to be a bit much....I should just post.
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